Tuesday, May 15, 2007
GENE SIMMONS Is "Not Fond Of Nature' - May 15, 2007
KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons has posted the following message on his web site: "We all just got back from camping - three days of hell. Not fond of nature. "Ants live in ant hills. Bears live in caves. People live in HOUSES....not in the woods. People aren't covered with fur and our bodies don't do well with cold, wet or windy climates. Our feet hurt if we even step on a little, sharp pebble. Mosquitos suck our blood, crickets won't shut up at night, so we can't sleep. And when they finally DO shut up, the birds start chirping at the crack of dawn. 'We had a large visitor - an 8 ft bear....there was also a snake...and we drove up there in a truck. More on that later, when you finally see the episode on our 'Gene Simmons Family Jewels' later in the season. "AND the cell phones don't work well in the woods. Couldn't make a G-damn dime. Now, THAT's torture."
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